i like being complimented on my eyebrows and on my oral sex techniques
i may look like im listening to music but really i have my volume on zero and im listening to everyones conversations because im a true spy kid
Graduated high school. Kissed someone. Collected something really stupid. Smoked a cigarette. Got so drunk you passed out.Rode every ride at an amusement park. Gone to a rock concert. Helped someone. Gone fishing. Watched four movies in one night. Gone long periods of time without sleep. Lied to someone.Snorted cocaine. Failed a class.Smoked weed. Dealt drugs. Been in a car accident.Been in a tornado. Been to a funeral. Burned yourself (not on purpose).Ran a marathon. Cried yourself to sleep. Spent over $200 in one day. Flown on a plane.Cheated on someone. Been cheated on. Written a 10 page letter. Gone skiing. Been sailing. Have a best friend.Lost someone you loved. Shoplifted something. Been to jail. Dangerously close to being in jail. Skipped school. Had detention. Got in trouble for something you didn’t do. Stolen books from the library. Gone to a different country.Dropped out of school. Watched the “Harry Potter” movies. Had an online diary.Had a yard sale. Had a lemonade stand. Actually made money at the lemonade stand. Been in a school play. Been fired from a job. Swam with dolphins.Taken a lie detector test. Voted for someone on a reality TV show. Written poetry. Read more than 20 books a year. Gone to Europe .Loved someone you shouldn’t have. Used a coloring book over age 12. Had surgery. Had stitches. Taken a taxi.Seen the Washington Monument. Had more than 5 IM’s/online conversations going at once.Overdosed. Been in a fist fight. Gone surfing in California. Had a hamster/guinea pig. Pet a wild animal. Used a credit card. Did “spirit day” at school. Dyed your hair. Got a tattoo.Got straight A’s. Been on the Honor Roll. Know someone with HIV or AIDS. Made-out with someone. Played on a sports team. Snuck out of the house. Swore at a teacher.Gone laser tagging. Had a romantic relationship. Been on the TV. French braided. Skinny-dipped. Driven a car. Performed in front of an audience.Gone bungee-jumping. Been to Mexico. Crashed a car.Sky dived. Been kissed in the rain. Made an 11:11 wish. Drank alcohol.Forwarded a chain letter. Made a mistake.
Just put on dark lipstick and act like nothing happened
|I fall in love with everything. I also hate everything. It’s very hard to be a misanthrope and a romantic. |
-- (via wryer)